Frequently Asked Questions
What is this? A sedative for tigers?
It’s a high-performance recovery tool. We looked at the data and realized the world has enough ways to rev your engine, but zero ways to use the brakes. So, we built the descent. Lullaby is a research-backed countermovement to a society that never shuts up. We took the boldness of an energy drink and re-engineered it for aggressive relaxation. No tea, no whispers—just a tactical tool to help you descend from a world that won’t shut up. Sometimes the smartest move isn’t more speed; it’s the brakes.
Can I chug this before I fight a bear (or my boss)?
You could, but let’s talk strategy. Lullaby is designed for the descent, not the climb. The optimal play is to swap out that desperate 10th cup of afternoon coffee —which is just borrowing energy from tomorrow anyway—for a glas of aggressive relaxation.
Drinking it in the late afternoon helps clear the mental static from your workday, while an evening dose prepares your biology for deep, restorative data-processing (aka sleep).
Can't I just eat healthy, do my regular workout and sleep naturally?
Of course, nothing is stopping you. For the rest of us there’s Lullaby. We’re not here to replace your routine; we’re here to defend it against the 21st century.
Will this make me a zombie at my 9-to-5?
Not a chance. We’re into aggressive relaxation, not chemical sedation. Lullaby isn’t designed to knock you out; it’s designed to shut down the background noise so you can actually function.
While the Glycine and GABA work to lower your core temperature and soothe your central nervous system, we’ve balanced the formula with L-Theanine. In the science world, L-Theanine is the ultimate “zen-sharpener”—it promotes relaxation without the drowsiness, keeping your cognitive gears grinding while your stress levels hit the floor. You won’t be drooling at your desk; you’ll just be the calmest, most focused person in the room while everyone else is vibrating on their 14th espresso. No fog, no grogginess—just pure, calculated chill.
What’s the dosage? Can I just down the whole box at once?
This isn’t a binge; it’s a strategy. We recommend one sachet per glass, and keeping it to 1–2 servings per day.
Lullaby works best when it’s an aggressive routine, not a one-off panic move. By making it a daily ritual—swapping that toxic 3 p.m. coffee or prepping for the evening descent—you’re teaching your nervous system how to actually downshift. Consistency is the real flex here. Build the habit, own the recovery.
What exactly am I putting in my body? Give me the nerd stuff.
We don’t do “proprietary blends” or secret dust. We use heavy-hitters backed by peer-reviewed reality. You’re getting a massive dose of Glycine to support core temperature drop for deeper rest, along with GABA —the brain’s primary inhibitory neurotransmitter—to tell your central nervous system to pipe down. We back that up with Magnesium for muscle recovery and L-Theanine to sharpen focus while deleting anxiety. To top it off, we added Lemon Balm for the vibes and a Coconut Water-powered electrolyte stack (Sodium, Potassium, Calcium) to ensure your cells are actually hydrated while you descend into aggressive peace. No fillers, no fluff, just high-dose tranquility.
Where’s the Melatonin? Did you forget it?
We didn’t forget; we evolved. Melatonin is a hormone, not a magic pill. Relying on it can make your brain lazy and leave you groggy. We use Glycine and GABA to trigger your body’s own relaxation response instead. We want you deep in recovery, not stuck in a hormonal fog.
I’m hooked. Are there more flavors in the pipeline?
Relax (aggressively). We’re just getting started. We have a whiteboard full of new flavors and “descent-focused” tools.
If you want to be the first to know when the next drop hits or get access to limited-run batches, you need to be on the inside. [Sign up for the Intel] to join the countermovement. Don’t be the last to find out; your recovery depends on it.
What’s inside (and why)
No proprietary blends. No mystery dust. Just high-dose ingredients picked for one job: helping you power down.
Magnesium (200 mg)
Magnesium bisglycinate (highly bioavailable).
Why: Supports normal muscle + nerve function — aka less clenched, more calm.
GABA (500 mg)
The brain’s primary inhibitory neurotransmitter.
Why: A “pipe down” signal for your nervous system.
L-Theanine (100 mg)
An amino acid naturally found in green tea.
Why: Calm focus — takes the edge off without making you useless.
Lemon Balm (100 mg)
A classic plant-based calm agent.
Why: Helps smooth the transition from “on” to “off.”
Glycine (5,000 mg)
A heavy-hitting amino acid + neurotransmitter.
Why: Supports your wind-down and deeper rest-mode.
Electrolyte stack (because hydration matters)
Recovery works better when your cells aren’t running on fumes.
Sodium (400 mg) (from sodium chloride + sodium citrate)
Why: Supports fluid balance and normal nerve/muscle function.
Potassium (145 mg) (from potassium citrate)
Why: Supports normal muscle function and nerve signaling.
Calcium (22 mg) (from calcium citrate)
Why: Supports normal muscle function — small dose, supportive role.
Coconut Water Powder (200 mg)
Why: A natural electrolyte boost to support hydration.